Toto...We are (still) not in US.

The more time I spend here, the more I realize I am not in the US anymore (the good, the bad, and the ugly)....

• Humus is a regular condiment
• Chocolate Chips are a commodity
• You can go days without seeing anyone who has blonde hair
• Sharing a sidewalk is unheard of. Instead you just keep on walking like the other person does not exist.
• Woman wear expensive designer sparkly pumps at 10am
• Children in strollers are crying because thier I-phones are not working
• For every child thier is a nanny wearing a toss between a house coat and a bowling uniform
• You are lucky if anyone speaks English (and by Engish I mean "American"). Amazing how many conversations I have had where all parties are speaking English but no one knows what that other is saying.